My kid is smart.
He knows he's not from Krypton, or ever been bitten by a
radioactive spider, exposed to gamma radiation, etc.
He also knows that Batman is 100% HUMAN.
He's well-aware that Batman is just trained to be a B.A.
Which is why his goal in life is to train to be a B.A.
Which, I'm going to go ahead and assume, is why he can't
WALK down the stairs like a normal person.
OH NO! My son has to hang from a towel and then
WALK (not slide) down the banister to
GET A GLASS OF WATER, people!
He did all of that to get some water.
How he's managed to stay out of the hospital for over a year is beyond me.
|Not going to lie, I'm proud of his knot-tying skills.|
*I KNOW this is dangerous, which is why he was punished & was in his room while I was taking these pictures.*