Oh, I'm sorry, did that giant leap off of the counter hurt your foot?
Maybe you shouldn't be sneaky &
try to jump off when you hear me coming.
Maybe you shouldn't be on the counter trying to eat
an entire bag of marshmallows in the first place.
Go to your room if you're going to cry.
It's too loud for Mommy to muster up any sympathy.
"We cannot learn without pain."
Who said that?
Oh, I think it was Aristotle.
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