Alex was gettin' in trouble for something-or-other, so of course he tried to escape punishment by running away. When Daddy said, "get your butt back over here RIGHT NOW," Alex had no other choice but to to bear crawl his butt (backwards) right into Daddy's face.
I fell over in hysterics...so much for him gettin' in trouble.
My kid is only two, right? What a little brat.